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Ham on Wry

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:06 am
by jakpar
Ham on Wry
April 2000
Vol. No.

THE DRUNK WENT TO THE POLICE STATION to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"It isn't that," said the drunk. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years."


Shirlene H.
Utah

:lol: I know I never could, of course I just thought I was being quiet!! :mrgreen:

Re: Ham on Wry

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:04 am
by PaigeB
I read this before I read Daily reflection - and my sleepy brain put in the word "wife" where the word "life" was! lol'd again!
Even though my life had been saved by coming to A.A.,
hahaha