A new low in bad jokes

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Beer is Beautiful...

Post by Marc L » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:53 am

Hi guys;
Was surfing other AA places and found this little thing. Enjoy.

A husband and A wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
How do you like them apples? :lol:

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Re: A new low in bad jokes

Post by Mike O » Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:27 am

:lol: :lol:
The oul Guinness Goggles, eh??!!

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Re: A new low in bad jokes

Post by Marc L » Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:56 am

Mike O'R wrote::lol: :lol:
The oul Guinness Goggles, eh??!!
Yeah, I suppose. And they were dirt cheap. All I had to do was whip up a little something in exchange for them.

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Re: A new low in bad jokes

Post by Karl R » Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:42 am

A talking dog walks into a bar.

He shouts at everyone "hey!look...a talking dog." "how about a drink for a talking dog?"

the bartender looks at the talking dog and replies "sure....down the hall...third door on the right."


later everyone.
Karl

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Re: A new low in bad jokes

Post by nelomelo » Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:42 pm

Thanks jak to funny.

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