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CHEAP AT HALF THE PRICE

PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:44 pm
by hazel4
An American couple visited London for the first time. The wife wanted to experience the shops in the West End. The husband had quite another experience in mind. They arranged to meet up for tea and each went their own way.

In the infamous Soho the man met up with a real High Class hooker and after a brief 'business meeting' the girl mentioned that it would be a hundred dollars.

Shocked, the man remembered that his wife had taken his credit card. "I've only got ten."

The girl left him flat and, unable to pursue his 'interests', the man duly collected his wife and took her to a restaurant. At the next table sat the "model" he had picked up an hour before.

Leaning over she said loudly, "Serves you right, that's what you get for a tenner."