The Judge

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The Judge

Post by Bham34 » Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:42 am

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a man with a chain saw."

From out in the audience a man shouts, "You lying b**tard!"

"Silence in the court!" the judge shouted back. He turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."

"You damned tightwad!" blurted the spectator.

"Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."

"You cheap son of a..." the man starts to shout.

The Judge thunders back, "If you don''t tell me the reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold in contempt!"

"I''ve lived next to that lying b**tard for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a damned tool when I needed to borrow one!"
"Believe more deeply. Hold your face up to the Light, even though
for the moment you do not see."
Bill W.
Letter 1950

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