"... We absolutely insist on enjoying life" (p. 132, Alcoholics Anonymous). Here's the forum for fun and frivolity. Enjoy!
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On a dark rainy night the doorbell rang in the small hours. An AA got out of bed, went downstairs and answered it. There was a drunk, swaying in the rain. "What do you want," said the AA. The drunk ansewered "Can you give me a push, buddy". The AA answered "You've got to be joking. Its 3 a.am. and pouring with rain". Slamming the door, he stomped back to bed. His wife asked who had been at the door and the man answered"Some old drunk wanting a push". His wife said " You get down there and help that man. If you were in the same situation you would want help. Come on, work your programme." So the man got out of bed, put on his dressing gown, went down stairs, opened the door and peered out into the rain. "Are you still there?" her called. A voice answered "Yes". "Do you still want a push?". "Yes please" came the reply. "O.K., where are you?" called the AA. And the drunk replied "over here on the swing".