Top 10 Chuck Norris facts

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Top 10 Chuck Norris facts

Post by Noels » Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:23 am

1. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
2. Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.
3. Death once had a near - Chuck - Norris experience.
4. Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
5. Chuck can hear sign language.
6. Chuck Norris eat the sun in a staring contest.
7. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
8. Big Foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
9. Chuck Norris went around the world ..... by standing still.
10. Chuck Norris has a diary. Its called the Guinness Book of World Records.

We looooooove Chuck Norris :D

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