When you have an "I hate my job day"

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When you have an "I hate my job day"

Postby Noels » Fri Jun 24, 2016 7:16 am

Something someone sent to me. I don't know if its true but it really made me think ....

Try this out :
Stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home,lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into confortable clothing and sit in your favoite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Then, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson". :lol: 8)
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Re: When you have an "I hate my job day"

Postby PaigeB » Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:06 pm

HAhahahahahahahhaaa
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Re: When you have an "I hate my job day"

Postby ezdzit247 » Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:51 pm

Five stars...★★★★★..... :lol:
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Re: When you have an "I hate my job day"

Postby Brock » Fri Jun 24, 2016 3:04 pm

In my country we have a zoo,
The only animal there is a dog,
It's a Shitzu.
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Re: When you have an "I hate my job day"

Postby D'oh » Fri Jun 24, 2016 4:37 pm

Thanks Noels!

You Always such a Great outlook on things Life passes out.
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Re: When you have an "I hate my job day"

Postby PaigeB » Sat Jun 25, 2016 10:01 am

Brock wrote:In my country we have a zoo,
The only animal there is a dog,
It's a Shitzu.


hahahaha
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Re: When you have an "I hate my job day"

Postby Feeya » Sat Jun 25, 2016 12:41 pm

Noels wrote:Something someone sent to me. I don't know if its true but it really made me think ....

Try this out :
Stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home,lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into confortable clothing and sit in your favoite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Then, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson". :lol: 8)

This is great :lol: :lol:
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Re: When you have an "I hate my job day"

Postby Noels » Sat Jun 25, 2016 6:14 pm

:D glad I could assist :D laughter is a huge part of my life. It helps to keep things simple and balanced :D
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Re: When you have an "I hate my job day"

Postby tyg » Mon Jun 27, 2016 12:57 am

Love it!! :lol:
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