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Or probably more so, not reflected from thousands of pixels on a computer screen.


" Burn the idea into the consciousness of every man that he can get well regardless of anyone. The only condition is that he trust in God and clean house." page 98 A.A.
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Perhaps it's a computer screen in your group but what difference does it make? I'd say the curtain will be a more honest version since you can hide in every room and see how the alcoholic lives and reacts 24/7 don't you agree?
Anyways, have fun


Mwah xxx
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Oh, oops. What I meant is that it is even harder to know what someone's sobriety is really like from a site like this, through pixels of words someone writes! Lol, YOU are funny, always light.
" Burn the idea into the consciousness of every man that he can get well regardless of anyone. The only condition is that he trust in God and clean house." page 98 A.A.
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Have an awesome day. I'm so glad we're chatting more often these days

Mwah xxx
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Yeah, if I'm looking at the quality of some one's sobriety it better be mine.
Being able to carry the message to others that there is a solution increases gratitude.

Being able to carry the message to others that there is a solution increases gratitude.
" Burn the idea into the consciousness of every man that he can get well regardless of anyone. The only condition is that he trust in God and clean house." page 98 A.A.
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The 12 Promises for Beginners
1. You will know your full name and address.
2. You will be able to shave without medical attention.
3. You will be able to dress and undress yourself.
4. You will know the city, state and country you are in.
5. You will be able to find socks that match.
6. You will be able to smoke without burning yourself, your clothes or the furniture.
7. You will lose the fear of eating.
8. You will spend less time in the bathroom.
9. You will be able to walk a straight line and pass the balloon test with flying colors.
10.You will lose the fear of police cars.
11.You will lose the fear of answering the door or the telephone.
12.You will realize the mess you've made of your life and the lives of those around you and be grateful to God for leading you to A.A.
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.” -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Heard at a meeting
"I've been shot 3 times. Stabbed twice. This scar on the side of my head is from getting blind sided by a bottle of Thunderchicken. (starts to pull his pants down) and I got a scar down here I'm real fond of (stopped by chair person). Someone set an explosion under a pallet I was setting on that was so loud it left me deaf in one ear and half deaf in the other ear. I'm blind in one eye. I gimp when I walk. I have an artificial foot. This ear was cut off in a bar fight just because I bit the other guys nose off. I've had every bone in my body broken. But hey ... I'm in pretty good shape for the shape I'm in."
"I've been shot 3 times. Stabbed twice. This scar on the side of my head is from getting blind sided by a bottle of Thunderchicken. (starts to pull his pants down) and I got a scar down here I'm real fond of (stopped by chair person). Someone set an explosion under a pallet I was setting on that was so loud it left me deaf in one ear and half deaf in the other ear. I'm blind in one eye. I gimp when I walk. I have an artificial foot. This ear was cut off in a bar fight just because I bit the other guys nose off. I've had every bone in my body broken. But hey ... I'm in pretty good shape for the shape I'm in."
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I heard quite a few in the rooms the other day ...... worthy of sharing ....
" you can suffer the pain of change or suffer remaining the way you are ..."

Anyways, that was pretty funny to me so I thought ill post it under the "we aren't a glum lot" section....
Nite nite, mwah xxxx Noels
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Our purpose is to become fit for 'maximum service'.
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I went to 5 thousand circular firing squads. We shoot anyone who won't go away and leave us alone. At some point, you stop going to meetings because, grasshopper, you are now 'fit for maximum service'. What is it to be of maximum service? Well, I am the only one who would offer an interpretation. And yet, I am not the only one who has wondered what it is to be 'of maximum service'. And yet, just read the black part. It doesn't say 'maximum service to AA'. It just says 'Maximum Service.'
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The comfort zone isn't that comfortable and nothing ever grows there.
Come, come, whoever you are. Wanderer, worshiper, lover of leaving. It doesn't matter. Ours is not a caravan of despair. Come, even if you have broken your vows a thousand times. Come, yet again, come, come.” Rumi (No sniggering from the sex addicts)
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When people would ask this one member why he could not drink he would say, "I am allergic". and when people would ask how or why he would say "Because it makes me break out in hand-cuffs". Hahaha that's just one I will never forget for some reason.
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Kid I spilt more booze then you've drank.
Who you think was down there lick'n it up?
Who you think was down there lick'n it up?
The first 164 pg. is the program!
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Actually a quote from the series, “Mom” ( Show about the reconnecting of Mother Daughter both in A.A.)
“God didn’t save you from drowning just so he could kick your a@@ on the beach.”
-Sponsor, Marjorie, Mom
“God didn’t save you from drowning just so he could kick your a@@ on the beach.”
-Sponsor, Marjorie, Mom