Bar Credit

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Bar Credit

Post by becksdad » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:33 am

Yeah, I know this is old... but

Used to be a sign in one of the bars I frequented:

"Our Credit Manager is Helen Waite. Those desiring credit here need to go to Helen Waite".

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Re: Bar Credit

Post by johnd » Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:44 pm

Never heard it before but I like it :lol: John D.
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Re: Bar Credit

Post by PaigeB » Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:02 pm

:lol:
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Re: Bar Credit

Post by Texan » Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:53 pm

Seen that at a lot of retail establishments that are cash only businesses. Still a good one. :D :D
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Re: Bar Credit

Post by Tommy-S » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:23 pm

LOL....Here's one:

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And that's the last thing I remember.
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Re: Bar Credit

Post by becksdad » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:37 pm

Good one! :lol:

You know, between the jokes and the Uranus remark, the women are gonna tar and feather you!!

Ed :D

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Re: Bar Credit

Post by Tommy-S » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:43 pm

It's a Gift... I make it look easy, too :)
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