Women Should Avoid a Girls Night Out After They're Married

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Women Should Avoid a Girls Night Out After They're Married

Post by Texan » Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:17 pm

From a woman's perspective...

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh S***," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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Re: Women Should Avoid a Girls Night Out After They're Marri

Post by Sally » Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:43 am

good chuckles!!! thank you
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Re: Women Should Avoid a Girls Night Out After They're Marri

Post by johnd » Fri Jan 04, 2013 7:20 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D John D.
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Re: Women Should Avoid a Girls Night Out After They're Marri

Post by Marc L » Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:18 pm

She got plenty of fun and all it cost you was a KooKooClock. :lol:
You got off easy...

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