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Post by Tosh » Wed Aug 08, 2012 7:13 am

A Woman was out golfing one
day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

The woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband
the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and
he will have eyes only for me.'

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he
will be ten times richer than you.'

The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild
heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Come, come, whoever you are. Wanderer, worshiper, lover of leaving. It doesn't matter. Ours is not a caravan of despair. Come, even if you have broken your vows a thousand times. Come, yet again, come, come.” Rumi (No sniggering from the sex addicts)

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Post by Texan » Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:49 am

: :) :) :) :D :D :D :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Post by Mike O » Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:17 am

:lol: :lol:
Nice one...

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Post by Hanna » Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:57 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have to admit it took me a minute to get it.
Keep posting, I almost forgot how good it feels to really laugh,(I only recently got my smile back-52 days-yah!), thanks.
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Post by dontx » Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:49 pm

So a psychiatrist decides that his group has done really and need a reward. Now this doc is a little bit of a different shrink in that he lovingly refers to his patients as "nuts". They don't mind as they trust him and know his intentions are good. For the reward he decides on a baseball game. When they arrive at the game he wants to give some pointers about how to act while at the game, he explains that during the national anthem they are supposed to stand, when its done they are supposed to sit down. When the home team got a hit they were supposed to cheer and clap. So they get to the game>
The doctor gets all his "nuts" seated and then reminds them of the rules and suggests a little practice. He says "up Nuts" and they all stand up, he says sit Nuts and they all sit. When the game starts he says he says cheer nuts and they do. Things are going really well so in the 3rd inning the Doc decides to leave his people for a few minutes and go get a hot dog, upon his return he is neck deep in a riot.............stunned he asked the security guard what happened. The guard then says heck I don't know the last thing we heard was a vendor calling out "Peeeeanuts"!
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