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$20.00

Post by Texan » Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:43 pm

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.  In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.  During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing,  and he had been let go.  It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find anothrt position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
 
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million.  Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
 
She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 
 
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth  over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, Iwould have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.
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Re: $20.00

Post by Tosh » Sat Jun 30, 2012 4:11 am

:mrgreen:
Come, come, whoever you are. Wanderer, worshiper, lover of leaving. It doesn't matter. Ours is not a caravan of despair. Come, even if you have broken your vows a thousand times. Come, yet again, come, come.” Rumi (No sniggering from the sex addicts)

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Re: $20.00

Post by Marc L » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:59 pm

Yeah, SaddleGals hell bent on screwing themselves with plastic are prone to do whacky stuff
while under the influence. Unbeknownst to her the Husband was wearing FullBodyArmour and was already well diversified in his investments.
So shortly after the incident the wife was swerved divorce papers and out of the kindness of his heart he sent her
one of these the following Christmas.



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Re: $20.00

Post by jakpar » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:51 pm

didn't see that coming Texan!
excellent laugh maker
thank you!
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