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by JohnDaniels
Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:37 am
Forum: But We Aren't a Glum Lot ...
Topic: Things That Want to Make You Yell out "WAA WAA WAA!"
Replies: 42
Views: 29373

Re: Things That Want to Make You Yell out "WAA WAA WAA!"

Cristy I was laughing at the part of your joke where you said
>" ... HE MESSED IN MY PANTS TOO."
by JohnDaniels
Thu Sep 07, 2017 5:41 am
Forum: But We Aren't a Glum Lot ...
Topic: Things That Want to Make You Yell out "WAA WAA WAA!"
Replies: 42
Views: 29373

Re: Things That Want to Make You Yell out "WAA WAA WAA!"

There's a man sitting at the bar. He is really drunk and pukes all over himself. Then the man is very distraught. The man next to him says, " hey man it's not the end of the world. Happens to everyone. " The drunk man says, " ugh!! My wife is going to kill me!!! This happens too often and she is re...
by JohnDaniels
Thu Sep 07, 2017 5:35 am
Forum: But We Aren't a Glum Lot ...
Topic: Things That Want to Make You Yell out "WAA WAA WAA!"
Replies: 42
Views: 29373

Re: Things That Want to Make You Yell out "WAA WAA WAA!"

Cristy99 wrote:HAHAHAHA John!!

That last bit brought one to mind.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face???"

Ha!!!!
Too funny Cristy! :lol:
by JohnDaniels
Thu Sep 07, 2017 5:33 am
Forum: But We Aren't a Glum Lot ...
Topic: Things That Want to Make You Yell out "WAA WAA WAA!"
Replies: 42
Views: 29373

Re: Things That Want to Make You Yell out "WAA WAA WAA!"

Since we are talking about bars this is an old one. A blonde attends her first AA meeting, on the way home stops at the bar, orders a drink waits a minute then orders another. After about five drinks, the barman asks her why she pushed the first one she ordered to one side, and hadn’t drunk it yet,...
by JohnDaniels
Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:59 am
Forum: But We Aren't a Glum Lot ...
Topic: Things That Want to Make You Yell out "WAA WAA WAA!"
Replies: 42
Views: 29373

Re: Things That Want to Make You Yell out "WAA WAA WAA!"

A green giraffe, a blue laughing hyena, and a purple snake all walked into a bar one morning.

The bar tender said, "Sorry fellas. Jack and John aren't here yet."
by JohnDaniels
Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:53 am
Forum: But We Aren't a Glum Lot ...
Topic: Things That Want to Make You Yell out "WAA WAA WAA!"
Replies: 42
Views: 29373

Re: Things That Want to Make You Yell out "WAA WAA WAA!"

After the DUI's and getting their car impounded, Jack and John were on foot. They were walking home from the bar late one night. Jack said, "Hey John it's late! Let's take a short cut through this field so we can get home before our wives wake up!" The boys walked through the field and came to a gat...
by JohnDaniels
Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:27 am
Forum: But We Aren't a Glum Lot ...
Topic: Things That Want to Make You Yell out "WAA WAA WAA!"
Replies: 42
Views: 29373

Re: Things That Want to Make You Yell out "WAA WAA WAA!"

Meet two of the best buddies in the west: Jack and John. They hunt together, fish together, drag race each other on the back roads, go bowling together, work on cars together, chase women together, defend each other in bar fights, tell stories together ... they even drink together. After a night of ...
by JohnDaniels
Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:56 am
Forum: But We Aren't a Glum Lot ...
Topic: Things That Want to Make You Yell out "WAA WAA WAA!"
Replies: 42
Views: 29373

Re: Things That Want to Make You Yell out "WAA WAA WAA!"

I borrowed this from a friend! Two Roughnecks Headed to Texas. Two Roughnecks from North Dakota were on a trip to South Texas to sign on with a new drilling contractor when they were pulled over by a State Trooper. The trooper walked up and tapped on the driver-side window with his nightstick. The ...
by JohnDaniels
Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:35 am
Forum: Discussions
Topic: My Greatest Fear
Replies: 25
Views: 16543

Re: My Greatest Fear

Timothy, Thank you for opening up here and for staring this topic. I understand your fear that you talked about and the way you eventually learned how to mask the fear or the appearance of fear. You mentioned your stuffing it down inside, having violent outbursts toward others and drinking. I have a...
by JohnDaniels
Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:31 pm
Forum: Discussions
Topic: Our troubles
Replies: 17
Views: 9046

Re: Our troubles

I knew early on in AA if I was going to have a chance at growing and have emotional maturity in sobriety I would have to admit to MY OWN mistakes, not the mistakes of others. I had a legion of childhood pains too gross to share here but there's nothing to be gained by blaming and rehashing it over a...
by JohnDaniels
Sat Sep 02, 2017 2:46 pm
Forum: For the Newcomer
Topic: want to go deeper
Replies: 33
Views: 10546

Re: want to go deeper

Hi Lansbury Thank you for sharing the wonderful news! :D I am so happy for you! It sounds like things are falling right in to place for you and for the woman you mentioned. Prayers have been answered. It's like when we stop fighting everyone and everything, life is like rowing your boat gently down ...
by JohnDaniels
Sat Sep 02, 2017 2:18 am
Forum: But We Aren't a Glum Lot ...
Topic: Things That Want to Make You Yell out "WAA WAA WAA!"
Replies: 42
Views: 29373

Re: Things That Want to Make You Yell out "WAA WAA WAA!"

I'm working the phones from Central Office at my home here at 2:00 o'clock in the A.M. Anyway it's a rare lull on a Friday night and I just thought of a funny story: A drunk was staggering down the street, bumping into trees and posts. He came to a church where he walked inside, staggered down the i...
by JohnDaniels
Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:25 pm
Forum: Sponsorship
Topic: Step 4 expected to take up to a year
Replies: 19
Views: 12286

Re: Step 4 expected to take up to a year

Tasha37, Welcome to The e-AA Group. You mentioned: The way I've been shown to do step 4 is extremely thorough, not the way in which I see others at AA meetings doing it, and im told it is likely to take over a year, purely on step 4 alone. I've been working at it consistently every day since May, an...
by JohnDaniels
Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:15 pm
Forum: For the Newcomer
Topic: Finally realized I'm an alcoholic
Replies: 18
Views: 4810

Re: Finally realized I'm an alcoholic

I've never been on a website like this before, but I just turned 21 and I've been drinking heavily for almost 2 years now. I'm looking for some kind of support system, so hopefully I'm in the right place. Look forward to hearing anyone interested in offering some advice :) Welcome EmQ In AA we shar...
by JohnDaniels
Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:29 pm
Forum: The Home Group
Topic: Putting Out an Individual
Replies: 39
Views: 32816

Re: Putting Out an Individual

Hi, my name is Patsy, grateful recovered alcoholic....Gee, if Removing a member for having an opinion that may be disruptive during a business meeting, would mean there would be NO MEMBERS left at our AA group! lol. I believe that if a group conscience is going to be called to remove someone, it ou...